Satan's Little Helper

month

July 2011

June 2011

I don’t tell anyone this but I hate sitting down. Not because it means I’ll die younger. But because all my fat bunches up when I sit down. I can’t feel my body working off the food that I ate. And I just feel completely and utterly fat.

“But I don’t want to go out there. There are people out there”

– What an antisocial cunt

enjoiiiii: If you are what you say you are, a superstar, then have no fear, the camera is here, and the microphones, and they wanna know, oh, oh, oh, oh. If you are what you say you are, a superstar. Then have no fear, the crowd is here. And the lights are on. And they wanna show oh oh oh oh.

““Mr. Rooney, Miss Garland has died. We just heard it on the radio.” I felt a...”

– Mickey Rooney, on Judy Garland’s death